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Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you think would find this interesting (including me). You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My Life According to (BAND NAME)"

Pick Your Artist: The Arctic Monkeys ((That's right I went there.))


Are you a male or female?
"Baby, I'm yours"

Describe yourself:
"Fluorescent Adolescent"

How do you feel:
"Put You Dukes Up, John"

Describe where you currently live:
"This House Is A Circus"

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
"Fake Tales of San Francisco"

Your favorite form of transportation:
"Riot Van"

Your best friend is:
"Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But..."

Your favorite color is:
"Old Yellow Bricks"

What's the weather like:
"Crying Lightning"

Favorite time of the day:
"When The Sun Goes Down"

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
"Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts"

What is life to you:
"From The Ritz To The Rubble"

Your relationships:
"A Certain Romance"

Your fear:
"Dangerous Animals"

What is the best advice you have to give:
"Leave Before The Lights Come On"

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
"Cigarette Smoker Fiona"

Thought for the Day:
"Who The FucK Are The Arctic Monkeys?"

How I would like to die:
"Put Your Dukes Up, John"

My soul's present condition:
"Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend"

My Motto:
"What If You Were Right The First Time?"

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As a preemptive warning I will be most likely to skip questions involving semi-fic writing because I'm not a fanfic writer and I'm not creative enough to come up with anything :\ apologies for the lameness.

Warning number two:: This will have many crazy pairings straight/yaoi (only one girl character so no yuri lol) and I have no control over the results.

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1)Matthew/Canada
2)Gilbert/Prussia
3)Kiku/Japan
4)Feliciano/Veneziano/North Italy
5)Lovino/Romano/South Italy
6)Ivan/Russia
7)Arthur/Iggy/England
8)Iceland
9)Lili/Lichtenstein
10)Hong Kong
11)Heracles/Greece
12)Alfred/America



1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Romano/hong Kong RANDOM. No I have not XD

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Kiku!~ Fucking adorable. Oh, I wish I had that picture of him up here...then I could just throw a link ;D

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Pffffft! Ivan and Matthew. Oh, well I imagine there would be another cold war...raging older brother/American watch out!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Lili! (I love that haha) Hm.... D:

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
England and Prussia. Drunken Disorder. All I'm gonna say. (LJ reference kthx) Good drinking buddies though at least.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
North Italy/Iceland or North Italy/Lichtenstein

I can't really see either of those D: Only one who can really handle Italy is Germany haha XDDD

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Arthur Kiku and Iceland? (LOL! I've read a fic that had those two paired up.) Hm. :\
"I thought we had something special D; " LOL nah.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Prussia/Russia (oh geez one of the ones I see around all the time. Russia uke???) Well, I'll try. Here goes.

Russia and Prussia were always fighting with the other, if not avoiding the other completely. The only time the two band together? To break up Poland and Lithuania.

Oh look I wrote over twenty words. A new record! Thanks Wiki! *shot*
I could actually see that as them just being trouble making punks. Prussia anyways.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? North Italy/Hong Kong? I don't think so o____o Moar random!!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Matthew/Lovino? Hey, I asked for "moar random" after all.

Tomato Pancakes! XDDD *shot repeatedly*

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Giripan!!!~ >w< Fluff. Random. Pointless. Fluff. I'm talking about fluffy cats of course. *shot then bashed upside the head with gun*

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Iggy het? That's bloody obvious. ( The full Monty, ~ahlora102090 ? ;D *LOL I'm already dead and gone to hell* )

Lili slash....I'm not really sure what slash is so...idk :icontongueblushplz: Either way she's too cute for me to think of anything like that.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Lichtenstein!~ Hmm...."Little Sister" by Queens of The Stone Age ?(LOL first thing I could think of besides "Cry Little Sister"...and I don't want to write angsty songfics. Like ever. D: )

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Prussia/Japan/Russia (poor Russia I don't see how he ends up uke...)

Warning: Asian sandwich.
*shot then brick'd then shot again* (LOL I'm so sorry.)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Iceland on Romano... That must have been pressured on by Denmark or something...(I really have no idea)

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Hong Kong/Iceland
That's kind of cute actually. As of now I've got nothing though....I am tempted to write something and maybe edit it in later.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
England. walking in on Prussia and America.
I'm stuck between joining in or beating the shit out of America...and Prussia. Maybe some tsundere tears. Maybe some double teaming against Iggy. There's a lot of possibilities.

Prussia and America are like the dasterdly duo of fail!awesome.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Feliciano and Matthew. Dude that is not what you use pasta and maple syrup for. Or together in fact.

(get your minds out of the gutter right now! He made a pasta statue using the maple syrup to impress him okay?!) There would be fail I think. Or one cracked up story. mushrooms?

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Again, not completely sure what that is but I'm sure of it. (It is Iggy, so...)

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Kiku! Possibly.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Greece! Yes! (Now I wanna draw Greece...)

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Prussia and the Italy twins. I can't even write the pairings I like man. D: drawing is a whole other story.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hong Kong. Oh, what a difficult one....srsly. -was totally hoping for Russia for whatever reason- something in chinese? D: which I don't know much of at all. (failing hardcore at this lol)

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Romano....Oh, the one I'm still working on reading actually. LOL such a hot head.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Russia! *dies* well y'know that pipe... That's not super-secret! *shot then dumped in the ocean* (that's cold mate.)

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Greece and Lili. Maybe if Lili was drunk. (how would that happen? -coughFrancecough-) I dunno maybe those two would this hush hush relationship or something. They're both real quiet anyways.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
AsaKiku.....y'know Kiku would prolly be pinned as the uke...but I could see it being equal really. They're both pretty servere tsundere's.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Matt and Lili (c-cute....) until she runs off with Feli...(lol whut?) so Mattie has a fun night with Greece (pfft and the random gets crazier.) and an unhappy affair with Al (that's gonna cause even more family issues.)follows Lovi's advice (oh wow Lovi's being nice?!) and gets together with Gilbert. (here we go pretty popular pairing there.)

A title?.....Love lost to pasta XD and found again with birds?

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
England/Iceland ....HUH.


My day has just been filled with madness.

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little side note to ~hijikataXmayo1919: D: internet explorer won't let me post the group's icons. I'll fix it once I get firefox back.

Firefox is dead as far as I'm concerned. so I'll have to get around to uninstalling it then installing it again sometime....prolly this weekend.
I'm so sick of internet explorer by now....but it has behaved fairly well considering.

Got tons of new art stuffs. Feels like I haven't uploaded anything in a long while

Happy New Year to you all if I don't get the chance to say it later. C:

I've been kinda quiet lately, at least it seems so to me. xD; I mean to comment on stuff but it just doesn't feel right kinda drifting away. yeah, I guess that's what it feels like. Sorry 'bout that peoples :c

My New Year's resolution is to GET IT TOGETHER!



Also! Out of pure boredom I went through and hid some really old comments on my page. Take no offense please! Just felt it was taking up a lot of space. D:

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and all that good stuff!~



If anyone was wondering the recent inactivity is due to firefox died out on me XD I'm gonna go with something went wrong when it was installing updates and now my computer hates it. Soooo, we'll see what happens with that. (Currently using bloody internet explorer....so I won't be on much since it's such a pain to use.)



Well, ta all and hope your holidays are pleasant.~

(On a side note OMG my older brother's getting married!!!)

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[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz ((but it's dyed? D: ))
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[x]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[x]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[x]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[x]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[x]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[x]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[x]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
[x]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. ((but I am XD lol ))
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[ ]I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[x]I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[x]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[x]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 ((I'ma fail!asian then.))
[x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[x]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[x]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[x]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[ ]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[x]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. ((fuck yeah America!! only one of those I am is arrogant haha))
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
[x]I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
[ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
[x]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[ ]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
[x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[x]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
[x]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
[ ]I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
[x]I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a Lesbian. ((yarly.))
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ]I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[ ]I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[x]I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[x]I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
[x]I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[x]I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
[x]I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My asian skin tone ruins all those ones for 'white' haha....but if you want to be technical those can count too.

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